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Sergeants' Mess Farewell Dinner to WO1 & Mrs NJ Hicks
 
Saturday 30th August 2008


Fresh back from Summer Leave, the Sergeants’ Mess said farewell in true Coldstream Style to WO1 Nigel Hicks and his good lady, Elaine.

Considering that there is only a few free weekends before the Battalion depart on numerous training exercises with a very busy time table ahead, the turn out of the Sergeants’ Mess was outstanding. Pre drinks were served before dinner, and most stood outside the Sergeants’ Mess taking advantage of the excellent evening outside. The traditional dinner call was sounded and all took their places in the bar, waiting for the top table guests to arrive. Rumours then circulated that the nominee to say the traditional grace before dinner had not been chosen and someone would probably be ‘wallied’. Fortunately the ‘Sarnt Major had spoken to LSgt Micky Colborne a few minutes before the dinner call and Micky managed to pull it out the bag – well done that man.

Members from HQ Coy ready for Dinner

The starters were then served which was an excellent ‘Aromatic Salmon Mousse with Citrus King Prawns & Wild Roquette’. The mess staff were buzzing around the mess professionally clearing each course with such speed and etiquette that would normally be found in top class restaurants, from an outside view it would be hard to believe that most were Guardsmen from the Battalion that were chosen to wait on only a few days previous and most (if not all) had never done this work before. The main course was ‘Char grilled Prime Fillet of Beef Steak with Wood Mushroom Mousseline’, served with ‘Chateaux and Savoury Potatoes with Gruyere Cheese, a Collage of Aromatic Sauté Vegetables and a Brandy & Shallot Jus-Lie’. The food I must add was outstanding and the chefs again proved their worth (and skills) in providing an excellent banquet.

WO1 and Elaine Hicks

The ‘Sarnt Major banged his gavel after sweet, a Divine Dark Chocolate & Raspberry Torte with White Chocolate Marsh Mellows, giving everyone the opportunity to ‘powder their noses’ before the speeches took place. It was then that I was made aware that the Corps of Drums had something special for the evening, throughout the dinner there had been something covered in a white sheet that generally no one paid any attention to ……………… was that anything to do with it?

The Corps of Drums start their display, but what's this under the sheet? All may be revealed!  
Excellent imagination, skill and inginuity ........ and tremendous entertainment. Elaine trying to hold back the tears.

After everyone had returned back to their seats, cheese, coffee and port was served. It was then that the sound of the Corps of Drums was heard as they marched into the Mess in full Ceremonial Dress. The Corps of Drums provided an excellent display of music with the Drum Major joining his Corps playing Flute, with even one Drummer splitting from the ranks to get everyone clapping and in the spirit. As all seemed to be enjoying the display, a few wrong notes were played and then the Corps abruptly stopped. The whole Mess fell silent and everyone starred open mouthed at the Corps and the Drum Major who didn’t flinch. Then from behind a curtain, what looked like an old man with a flat cap appeared and walked over to the Corps, in particular the drummer that had played a few notes out of key. “What do you call this, it’s absolutely rubbish” the mess heard the gentleman say. It was now that mouths were starting to close and most started to realise that this was planned, shame on you all – the Corps playing wrong notes, how very dare you! Anyway, the old geezer (who was a drummer in disguise) turned to the Mess and said “Do you want me to show you how it’s done?” The Drummer then whipped off the sheet revealing a complete set of drums. The whole Mess were then treated to an amazing display of a drums flourish with old man drummer on drums, and the Corps of Drums. An outstanding display of ingenuity, skill and imagination – well done the Corps. The last treat was for the Corps of Drums to split ranks with two drummers standing each side of their number one fan, Elaine Hicks, who found it very hard to hold back her tears.

The 'Sarnt Major being presented his gift. WO1 Hicks presenting his gift to the Sergeants' Mess

WO1 (Regimental Sergeant Major) A Johnson started his speech with the traditional thank you to everyone involved who made the night such a success it was. Sgt Ben Price (the Mess Manager) did an outstanding job ably helped by his 2ic LCpl Anderson Kobs (AK). The ‘Sarnt Major paid particular thanks to AK as this was to be his last function as he is soon to be posted to Shape (Belgium) in a few days – good luck for the future AK. Thanks were also given to all the guests that had come to the function, to mention a few, the brother of WO1 Hicks (Pete and good lady wife Alison), the Academy Sergeant Major and his good lady wife Sue Carr and WO1 and Mrs Downes. Flowers were presented to Elaine and the traditional leaving gift for WO1 Hicks, then WO1 Hicks stood to thank everyone for coming and their support whist he served with the Battalion, a very sincere and emotional speech.

Well done the Mess Staff, Sgt Ben Price (left) and his 2ic LCpl Anderson Kobs All mess staff are congratulated for their hard work making the event a success.

All in all, a fantastic event which was only made a success from the hard work of those involved in setting up and running it and also for those that attended – well done all.


As WO1 Hicks is a very keen sailor the table menu was themed around this topic.  There were also a few images that were in the centre of the menu, for those that missed them and to preserve the work that was put into the event, please find them below.

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Images from the Dinner

More images from the event are below, click on an image to enlarge.
 

Capt Nigel 'Birdseye' Hicks, keen fisherman and sailor!
 

 

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