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The following information was collated and disseminated for an internal magazine produced by the Families Office - many years ago!.

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QM (Main) Plt
QM (Tech) Plt
Catering Dept
MT Plt
Signals Plt




The Quartermasters (Maint) Department

A Night at the Dogs

The Quartermasters Department organised their annual trip to the Dogs on the 10th June 2004.  This year the vacation was in order to say farewell to two seniors leaving the fold to pastures green.

WOII (RQMS) P Carr left to take up the post of RQMS at Regimental Headquarters London, WOII (TQMS) W Wilson left to take up the post of Regimental Sergeant Major at the Cadet Training Centre – Frimley.   

The event was nearly a “no go” after a few problems involving transport.  This eventually got sorted out after a phone call from the Mechanical Transport Officer – Capt Jasinski.  A contingency plan was organised at the “Toucan-Van-Damme” being a “Curry and a fight” with a meat raffle!  I was particularly grateful about this as I had problems keeping the pig cold in the garage. 

Everyone met outside the Quartermasters Department where all were picked up by LSgt “Snorbitz” Waters and then departed to two pick up points.  After the first pick up, a call was received by LCpl “forgot to put my hairgell on” Swinhoe.  He was eventually picked up and we left for Reading Dogs Stadium. 

On arriving at the dogs myself and CSgt “Noisy” Auld met with the desk staff and collected the six pack tickets that everyone had paid for in advance.  LSgt  “tighter than a ducks backside” Jackson tried very hard to hide his excitement as he realised that for a couple of quid he got a few drinks and a scoff, this was later quashed after he realised his pound bet wouldn’t last all night! 

Bets were placed, syndicates were organised and money was lost.  Gdsm “crazy-boy” Davies was jumping for joy as he realised his `dog had come home` on his each-way super stake accumulator,  for a £2 stake he won £1.62 – everyone’s a winner! 

After a very successful event at the Stadium everyone left on the “Bus of Pleasure” for a sing song and made our way back to the Sergeants Mess.  The Regimental Sergeant Major had kindly agreed that members of the department could use the Sergeants Mess for the presentations.  The Quartermaster presented gifts and said a few kind words to our departing colleagues.  It must be said that it looked as though the TQMS had a little tear in his eye – the reason was shown later as all found out he had been performing his “Tequila Stuntmen” party trick at the bar prior to the speeches! 

A few tips for those thinking of venturing to the dogs: 

  1. Dogs can win at random – there is no “fix” and the winning dog does not always have the largest testicles!
  2. Streaking does not always go down well in a confined area.
  3. Studying the form is all well and good, but finally getting to grips with it as the last race finishes is nothing to show off about.

The Dept welcomes WOII N Sprot who takes over as RQMS and WOII A James taking over as TQMS.

 Can’t wait for the next adventure…………………….apparently a trip to Salisbury Plain Adventure Park is planned!!!


 

The Quartermasters (Tech) Department

Changeover of departmental heads 

In May Capt DP Hall took over as Technical Quartermaster from Capt Howick
In June WOII AP James took over as Technical Quartermaster Sergeant from WO1 W Wilson 

Thanks to 

To all departments involved in the LSI in January this year, in achieving a good report for the Battalion 

Congratulations 

TQMS W Wilson on his promotion to WO1 (RSM) at Frimley 
 

LCpl Hoggarth on his completion of the G4 Internal Drill course held at Pirbright in late December 2003 gaining his promotion to LCpl in March. 

LSgt Smith on his marriage to Lisa in June 04.








The Catering Department

COMBINED SERVICES CULINARY COMPETITION 2003 

The 4,5 and 6 November saw the annual tri-service culinary arts competition at Sandown Park.  LSgt Kelsey decided to enter the Young chef of the Year, which is called a Blue Riband Event.  A Blue Riband event is an event which is usually judged by a TV Chef, ie. Gordon Ramsey, Albert Roux, Gary Rhodes etc. 

LSgt Kelsey got a bronze medal which was very commendable, there was only a silver awarded in this class, so he was a very good second.  The highlight of the Army Day was that the Princess Royal was guest of honour. 

The photograph shows LSgt Kelsey in conversation with the Princess Royal and judges for the whole event.







The Mechanical Transport Platoon 

The M.T, under the  ever watch full eye of the M.T.O Captain Jasinski and Jazz his faithful blood hound continue to push on through the year in high spirits.

At the helm and steering through the ever lasting list of transport requests stands the MTWO Dec “CONNICK DALE DUNNAM” Donaghy with his faithful crew of Sgt Bob “12 months left” Kelly & Sgt Rob “these vehicles are VOR” Plews. 

The platoon has adjusted to the requirements of a Mech regiment with minimum fuss and for the old and bold this is a vast contrast to Kits and Kapes.  

Over 90% of the platoon has gained, since the return from Londonderry, their C, C+E and Hazmat licences. 

Our Driver Training Cell headed by L/Sgt Dave “ tubey grip” Shipsey & L/cpl Daz “the GENERAL” Green have maintained  a constant flow of drivers to the Bn.

Their approachable and friendly manner has adhered them to many a CSM, however their means justifies the end. 

Congratulation must go out to Gdsm Garthwaite and Mrs Garthwaite on the new addition to their family earlier this year and to Gdsm Legg and Mrs Legg on the two new additions to their family. 

We must finish with a big thank you to L/Sgt Des O’Conner without him the Pl and the Bn would not have gained their water wings in the local pond/ cess pit,

“THANKYOU DES”  

The M.T. together, and with their trusty shipmates maintain a high standard any Transport platoon would be proud of.




The
Signal Platoon 
(an update)

First of all I would like to apologise to all the wife’s who have there husbands in the Signal Platoon. I will try to get them home for there tea before 7 o’clock in future. 

The Signal Platoon has broken yet another RSO since returning from Londonderry and is now onto there 3rd; Capt Lowther is the New RSO and RIP Capt Jones. There must be something in the Signal Platoon water system, especially since BOWMAN arrived. 

The BOWMAN (Better Of With Map And Nokia) system is new technology even the Civil sector does not have the technology that is being developed fro the Forces. We are at present better of than most services with Secure Voice and data than the rest of the Armed services.

 
LCpl (Not anymore) Snee LCpl (How many Gloves) Binnersley

The Signal Platoon have had a good year, they have been rather busy with BOWMAN and with the trials and at times have been pulled from pillar to post. The platoon was split shortly after Easter for some well deserved Adventurous training.

LCpl Long (Still Dreaming)

Capt Jones
placed 5 members of the Platoon on a Sailing course down at Gosport and LSgt Jones now feels that he is among the Nelsons of this world, where as Gdsm Oxnard was RTUed from his course for being sea sick on Day 2 and 3 (day 1 was in the harbour and the course was only 5 days long).

The rest deployed to Fremmington, the Platoon where split into 3 groups to rotate through certain activities.


Gdsm Yates (AKA Marlon Dingle) & Gdsm Ferret (AKA Peanut Lung) Gdsm Ferret (AKA Peanut Lung) Gdsm Cunningham tries to gain knowledge………

On one of the days the platoon went Paint balling and had a great day of shooting paint balls at trees and buildings (oh and the RSWO). The cunning fox in the Platoon was Peanut lung Gdsm Ferret, who always seemed never to be shot,  he was always that far behind with his asthma inhaler sucking it in like it was fresh air, that we had fired all our balls and non to shoot him with. So he ended up being the winner in many games we were given to act in.



THE SIGNAL PLATOON WARRIORS

THE SIGNAL PLATOON WARRIORS

TRIALS 

Gdsm Dryden and Gdsm Morris have just returned from a Brunei Jungle trial with Royal Marines. They spent over 30 odd days in Brunei and getting into the jungle for VHF and HF trials. Apparently fun was had by all apart from the DRY flight courtesy of Brunei airways during the 19 hour flight and mouths like Ghandi’s flip flops. The RSWO was a keen volunteer and was told in polite terms to “Ram It” it. 


POSTINGS 

It’s a sad loss to the Signal Platoon to see that CSgt Cooper going to Blandford to teach on the All Arms Regimental Signals Officers Course.


 

   
 

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