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.Nulli Secundus - 'Second to None'
by Terence Cardwell

Chapter Twenty Three - Totem and taboo

Professor Klaus Mueller was in an animated discussion with his psychology students about some of the theories of Sigmund Freud and his latest book Totem and Taboo, a study of incest in modern society. The title alone was enough to stir interest and Freud’s theory evoked a lot of discussion.

It was a mild summer’s day, August 3, in Stuttgart, Germany. The sun was shining through the open windows of the classroom and a light breeze blew, stirring the loose papers on the students’ desks.

Below in the town square a large crowd had gathered, milling around a group of soldiers. The captain in charge of the troops unrolled a paper read it loudly to the crowd. They listened in silence. When he finished, the crowd cheered loudly and started singing the German national anthem, and waved their hats in the air. The noise reverberated in the classroom and the Professor stopped speaking in mid-word as the students rose en masse and rushed to the windows.

‘What the devil is going on?’ Professor Mueller asked crossly.

‘Sir, there are soldiers in the square and there are people everywhere, waving and shouting,’ Dieter Hoffman replied, leaning out of the window,

The cheering from the courtyard increased and the soldiers marched to the far end of the town square.

‘Well, gentlemen, it looks as if our little war has started,’ Professor Mueller announced.

‘Let’s all go down and join up— do our duty as good German citizens to defend our fatherland against those warmongers and aggressors that surround us and would destroy us,’ Dieter Hoffman, a student, urged excitedly.

‘There is plenty of time for that. I think we should finish our studies. After our exams, maybe then you can join up,’ the Professor answered.

‘But sir, it will be too late by then. The Kaiser has a plan which will sweep away the Frenchies and the Russians in six weeks,’ Dieter Hoffman pleaded.

‘Yes, that’s right, he said we will have a greater Germanic empire as long as we move swiftly and forcefully,’ Max Hemmler said, his face flushed and his eyes wide.

There was a general shout of agreement from the other students.

‘Well, we would not want to miss the war, would we?’ the Professor agreed. ‘We had better do what our Kaiser Wilhelm wishes.’ He walked to the doorway. ‘Form two rows and we will march down to enlist like real soldiers.’

The students quickly formed into two lines with Professor Mueller leading the way. They marched out the door, down the stairs and out into the town square. They tried their best to march in step, but with little success. They were  in high spirits as they stumbled across the courtyard, eager to join this new and exciting grand adventure.

 

‘It is going to be a great pleasure putting those Frenchies in their place,’ Carl Lenz laughed as he matched his steps to his comrades’.

‘We can be in Paris in a month, trying all the delights of those French women,’ added Max Hemmler, with a smirk. ‘Yes— whether they like it or not,’ another student added. ‘That would be fantastic. I’ve never had a woman. It would be even better with a Frenchie.’ He sniggered.

As they arrived at the far side of the square the soldiers had formed a circle and an officer had commenced reading again. The officer was a captain, and looked very smart in his uniform and highly polished, long leather boots.

‘This message was handed by our Ambassador to the French Ambassador this morning,’ he announced, holding the message at the top and bottom as he read.

                  

The German administrative and military authorities have noted a certain number of flagrantly hostile acts committed on German territory by French military aviators.

Several of these have openly violated the neutrality of Belgium by flying over the territory of that country; one has attempted to destroy buildings near Wesel; others have been seen in the district of the Eifel; one has thrown bombs on the railway near Carlsruhe and Nuremberg.

 

The captain paused and looked around at the crowd, who had gone very quiet. He observed all eyes were watching him with hardly a word spoken.

He continued;

 

I am instructed, and I have the honour to inform your Excellency, that in the presence of these acts of aggression the German Empire considers itself in a state of war with France in consequence of the acts of this latter Power.

At the same time, I have the honour to bring to the knowledge of your Excellency that the German authorities will retain French merchant vessels in German ports, but they will be released if within forty eight hours, they are assured of complete reciprocity.

 

The captain lowered the message and the crowd cheered and waved their hats again.

‘Excuse me,’ Max Hemmler asked one of the soldiers. ‘Where do we sign up?’

The soldier pointed to a corner of the square where there were a number of tables were set out with soldiers behind them. Queues were already forming in front of them. Men and a few women were rushing to get in the lines. The students abandoned all thought of marching and hurried across to join the queue.

Max was one of the first there and after signing the necessary form asked excitedly, ‘Where do you want me to go now?’

‘Nowhere,’ replied the corporal. ‘Just come back here tomorrow with your basic needs and we will pick you all up in army trucks.’

‘Tomorrow! We thought we would be joining today.’

‘Sorry, but you’ll have plenty of time to kill yourself,’ replied the corporal, shaking his head.

‘Kill myself? I’m not going to do that. We’re only fighting Frenchies, that shouldn’t be hard,’ Max answered, amazed that the corporal would suggest such a thing.

‘Move along,’ the corporal pointed over his shoulder. ‘Next. Name?’ he snapped, becoming irate with these fools who didn’t know what they were getting into.

 ‘Mueller, Klaus Mueller.’


 

   

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